jerkin turkin

Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?

by The Dream God April 4, 2023

Gerk Jerkin'

when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord

Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life

by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020

jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.

Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long

by anonymous April 11, 2025

Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Wendy’s Jerkinator

The Wendy’s Jerkinator is a versatile piece of equipment for men. It comes with an synthetic double pattied Wendy’s burger with extra mayo.

Yo man, come check out my Wendy’s Jerkinator.

by Thunderfart99 January 25, 2024

jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone

Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock

by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022

Jerkin' it

Taking the third derivative of position as a function of time.

Person 1: Hey have you done the calculus homework yet?
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.

by YeastInfectedGrandpa April 6, 2025