Jerkin the turken

A way to say masturbating if you're to uncomfortable actually saying masturbation

Person 1: Mat just got done jerkin the turken
Person 2: didn't need to know that

by Not wambu September 8, 2022

Jerkins

an overall ass; exhibiting jerk-like tendencies

I wish that people like Joe would mind their own business and stop being such a damn Jerkins

by erc April 2, 2004

Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety

“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin”

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Jerkin' it

Taking the third derivative of position as a function of time.

Person 1: Hey have you done the calculus homework yet?
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.

by YeastInfectedGrandpa April 6, 2025

jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.

Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long

by anonymous April 11, 2025

Jerkin

A nickname for individuals that could potentially jerk off a lot. Is extremely catchy, and sticks for a while.

“Bro jerkin literally had tissues all around the couch at the pond house. Nasty bastard”

by turduckenlover101 September 25, 2025