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jennifer zimmerman

Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.
Jennifer Zimmerman is a walking pharmacy.
by SpiderSquasher October 10, 2018
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jennifer woodman

jennifer woodman shot children ate them then gave them a IE on their test
by grandmas little semen demon February 17, 2022
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Jennifer shirt

A shirt that hangs low (even if it is not supposed to) and shows an unappopriate amount of clevlage. Usually worn the female species in any sort of setting. Some consider this type of shirt innapropriate
(A girl walk's by with a low cut shirt)
Person1: Now that, is a Jennifer shirt.
by jmissy11996 December 5, 2010
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Jennifer

A super smart, flirty, funny, determined and beautiful girl who will support you through anything.
They are the life of the party and always get all the guys going crazy (even if she doesn't admit it)
Jennifers tend to be down talkers of themselves but always manage to find all your hidden talents and capabilities.
She can cheer you up no matter the situation and is supportive of you even when the odds are against you, she won't give up hope.
Jennifer are generally white or asian but are always pretty.
They tend to be below average height but make up for it with their personality.
Guys, if you ever see a Jennifer, you should befriend her. You don't know where it might go from there ;^).
Girls, if you become friends with a Jennifer, be prepared for one hell of a party.
Guy1: Who's that hot chick over there
Guy2: She must be a Jennifer *drools*
by Ivergemini October 23, 2017
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jentifer

Jentifer is a mysterious mystical being, in which she is hidden behind her many mask of personalities. she is a rainbow of spirits.
Jentifer has once again changed here hair color from blonde to red to black, to match her many moods of the week.
by JenTifer January 24, 2017
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Jennifer Blowpez

Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.
Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.
by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020
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Jennifer

Look at Jennifer, she means everything to me.
by Jc64730 February 8, 2021
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