Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Big Jehovah riders 

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

Big Jehovah riders by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019

Dirty Jehovah 

When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult

“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day”

Dirty Jehovah by Bumgravy69 December 26, 2020

one of Jehovah's Witnesses 

The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.

He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

one of Jehovah's Witnesses by Downstrike May 18, 2004

Sweet Jehovah

Something you say when you're about to beat the shit out of someone

"I swear to Sweet Jehovah, you 'bouta fucking die"

Sweet Jehovah by SKWOMP ON ME DADDY May 20, 2019

Go home jehovah 

To maim, degrade or to lessen.

A derogatory term in the 1940s used today by racists. Is taken from the term, "Go home Jew." Often mistaken for a more spiritual term such as 'go home jehovah!'

jehovah, jew, jewish bread, jewbee, Go home jehovah

Go home jehovah by anon76889 December 6, 2010

The jehovah witness 

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

The jehovah witness by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023