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Jeed

Jeed is a powerful,omnipotent beast who once looked upon makes the recipient extremely aroused and horny almost instantaneously.
Person 1: Yo you see that!
Person 2: I think that was a jeed!
*both fap instantly in sync with miss my ni*
Both: yep that's definitely jeed...
by Longdickjohn69 January 5, 2019
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jeezum

a good way of avoiding saying jesus in front of religous people or to express alarm or surprise.
jeezum! look at that guy! hes huge!
by bertos July 30, 2008
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jeezy

"Props be to Jeezy."
by cool4dude April 28, 2005
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jeezalou

A broad term that express any negative, frustrating or unbelievable situation. shit crap
You can really use it any way you want if it is in the proper context.
Someone releases a horrid fart that smells uncanny, the other person in the room then responds with the only word that can sum up the vomit fart, "Jeezalou"
mumbling "Jeezalou" as you drop the soap.
You may also use as you would use the word relax
by Neil Munro October 13, 2007
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oh jeez

by Corey October 28, 2003
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Jeezus

Yo, my nigga, lets toke up on that jeezus tonight, yea?
by Kotex January 15, 2009
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Dirty Jeed

A female's uncleaned or smelly vagina!
Wow! Did you smell that girl? She must have a Dirty Jeed!
by Flint Westwood December 25, 2009
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