Jarred

usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.

That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.

by dasjafj December 14, 2010

Jarrod

Couch dweller. One who fears the sun. Usually has long lusterous black hair. High Priest of Aethios. Wardrobe consists of nothing but black clothing. Including Ninja shoes. Exceptionally good at Magic. The epitome of awesomeness. Deadly, one whos wrath is to be feared.

Person 1- Dude, that guy is sooooo jarrod,
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!

by Tits On A Stick August 3, 2008

jarrod

A capper

Jarrod telling the truth is such a Cap

by handlemywork June 17, 2020

jumble jarred

when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and testicles resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.

Ahh...dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one... give me a sec.

by go4bigfuzz June 28, 2016

Earl Jarred Mars

The dumbest fucker around. Earl Jarred Mars is such a fucking idiot that he can fucking throw a grenade at an enemy and end up killing his teammates who are on the other side of the map....

with.out.fail.

WATCH OUT EARL JARRED MARS HAS A BOMB

by XD-Anon June 27, 2019

jarrod potter

Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.

Co D: Jarrod you gay!

by P Ryck January 15, 2005

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016