Jared

The art of escaping in an otto bin
He chucked a Jared
He got out by Jareding
by ArttRarr October 16, 2008
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Jared

The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.
by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023
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Jared

Don't be a Jared!
by Tarzana-Truth October 20, 2017
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Jared

Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.
“OH THATS A JARED be careful
by From the best December 27, 2018
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Jared

Jared, the inside section of the urethra, when red hot it shall burn. When struck with tissue it vibrates like the pussy he is
Did you see fkn frank today, we had being such a Jared
by Frank certain April 20, 2018
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Jared

by Hugechode November 29, 2018
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Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.
he has a Jared
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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