Brown Jacket

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.

She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.

by Kalmah, Genius, and Most Hated May 10, 2010

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Green Jacket

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay

i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."

by twoods1 February 26, 2008

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Booze Jacket

A stylish light jacket which can be comfortably worn inside a bar or night club.

Hey Karl, put your booze jacket on and lets get down to bucks!

by GeneTshosik October 28, 2019

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lilac jacket

Brendon Urie's legendary zip-up.
Often induces teenie squeals, as well as some true fan screams.

TRUE-FAN EXAMPLE
Mandy: Brendon's wearing the Lilac Jacket!
Hailey: Righteous.

TEENIE EXAMPLE
Lizzy: *Squeal* Brenny Bear's wearing the jackiiiit!!!
Corrie: OMG I LUVER HIMZZ!!

by Jimminy Christmas March 15, 2008

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BADGER JACKET

A naked unshaven women with her legs wrapped around your neck

a) Dude, sherry gave a a nice badger jacket for christmas.

b) It was a cold day to be wearing no knickers but she she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks so was wearing her badger jacket

by the Stinky Scotsman April 15, 2009

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