Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day

“Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”

by sleeptoken May 17, 2025

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Are Jupiter Morningstar

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Are Jupiter Morningstar

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Are Jupiter Morningstar

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Jupiter

The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.

Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.

by Guillame April 8, 2022

Jupiter

Where girls go to get stupider

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022

Jupiter

Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous

Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?

by Theoneandonlyanon November 23, 2021

Jupiter

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever see

Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter

by Ktg27 November 7, 2022

Jupiter 2

The spaceship featured in lost in space that the Robinsons family travels on to go to alpha centauri. It is a completely fictional spaceship shown in the GIF below. There are also many others like the Jupiter 8, 9 , 4, 6, 1 , 3 ect

Quick! Get to the Jupiter 2! Now!!!

by Liya Chante April 9, 2021