Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

Jointer

A movement of the bowel so large it dislocates the hips.

Wendy had to be taken from the restroom on a stretcher after her massive jointer. Ouch!

by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

Hypocrite (Joyner Lucas)

Joyner Lucas

"We already got Drake, we don't need another"
five seconds later
*copies Drake and Ty Dolla Sign

Hypocrite (Joyner Lucas)

by SomeoneOnTheInternett August 5, 2020

Joner

n, Slang.

A red-haired, pale skinned person, who is a suspected Amish.

His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.

by Boaz September 16, 2004

Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.

(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"

by xomattwilsonox November 30, 2009

joner

To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious

I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself

by David Wrightsman September 5, 2007

Joaner

When I was little my mom never wanted to swear in front of me so when she was in the kitchen cooking my dad was purposely making her upset so instead of saying "you mother fu***r" she said "you mother joaner!!" Now I'm in college and all my friends say it at school.

You are such a joaner!

Stop being such a joaner!

by Martello25 August 2, 2012