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Queen Jessica Effect

When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.
Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!
by smashgod9999 November 3, 2021
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Jessa

The sexiest, cutest, MOST beautiful and lovable GIRL in the world!!! =) Best of all she's GOD fearing, family loving, highly intelligent, hungry for knowledge and for Travel & Adventure... Humble and Perfect in every way...i LOVE HER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AND EVER
JESSA is the sexiest, cutest, MOST beautiful and lovable GIRL in the world!!! =) Best of all she's GOD fearing, family loving, highly intelligent, hungry for knowledge and for Travel & Adventure... Humble and Perfect in every way...i LOVE HER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AND EVER
by 7.SE7EN.7 October 27, 2019
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Jesselyn

This name is a kind,funny,awesome,weirdo person you’ll ever meet she really cares about people.she would be a wounderfull girlfriend.shes sooooo pretty and amazing.
I would love to have a jesselyn in my life
by Catgirl9999 October 27, 2018
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Jessabel

A smart, curvy, independent woman. At first glance she has a no BS attitude, but on the inside she is as soft as can be. If she's ever real with you that means she cares enough to do so.

Her mornings are spent at the beach, bathing in the island sun. She prefers her nights in all comfy and cozy
Don't ever mess with her, because she bites back! You would need a man's man to put her in her place, which is what she's looking for.

Family is everything to her. She is loving and caring even though she has a hard time showing it. She is a wonderful friend, and an even greater companion. Don't ever let her go, because you will regret it...

She's also from Tinian.
by Coolio Von Hoolio January 7, 2020
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Cheeto Jesus

So glad Cheeto Jesus keeps MAGA! *facepalm*
by Toprymin February 8, 2017
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Jesus Yamato

Nickname referring to Kira Yamato of the anime series' Mobile Suit Gundam SEED and Mobile suit Gundam SEED Destiny; particularly the latter.

The reason being that Kira Yamato as the main protagonist for most of Destiny was omnipotent. Kira would fly into any ongoing battle with his Mobile Suit (Robot) Freedom Gundam and own every other unit. Along with many other plot and design flaws of the series, Jesus Yamato's onesidedness made the series unwatchable for many.
Who is the best Gundam pilot?

A: Kira Yamato hands down.

B: Another vote for Jesus Yamato you gundam seedlings - my vote's for Amuro Ray!
by The hardest button to button February 5, 2010
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jesusmaker

Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".
I drank a fifth of jesusmaker and woke up in a ditch with no pants on.
by drew buryme June 12, 2009
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