When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.
by EynonC December 22, 2019
Get the Double suicide jerk offmug. December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!
National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!
by FlareHC October 18, 2019
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug. The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.
by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019
Get the Jerk Off Before Donatingmug. by ijustateacheeseslice May 1, 2022
Get the Jerk Off a Furry Daymug. When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
by Kad357 November 9, 2019
Get the jerk off drag racemug. May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
Get the Jerk off a horse daymug. December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug.