(Two Guys at a club)
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
by noshame August 29, 2014

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.
Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.
by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010

(1) Finding a cool new method for an everyday task.
(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(A) I hate using the sidewalk - I typically jazzy freehand my way through the park to school.
(B) We were sprayin' the other day - and instead of just our usual logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons brething fire that spelled our names.
(B) We were sprayin' the other day - and instead of just our usual logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons brething fire that spelled our names.
by bbutler September 4, 2008

jackass of a person who has a serious problem to have the delusions of being famous tends to act like a total tony awsome and may be full of ones self
jazzy-pinks:im famous i was found on google hey ari
ari:what?
jazzy-pinks:im on google
ari:so am i
jazzy-pinks:u just mad cuz im so famous
(jazzy-pinks leaves)
ari:what a jazzy-pinks
ari:what?
jazzy-pinks:im on google
ari:so am i
jazzy-pinks:u just mad cuz im so famous
(jazzy-pinks leaves)
ari:what a jazzy-pinks
by a.tilo March 27, 2011

An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.
Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013

well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.
by benito1234 October 28, 2007

by Piephoff March 22, 2009
