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To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.
Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass
by goldman420 February 21, 2021
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it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay
“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”
by byler is real April 22, 2021
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if it's not worth it don't do it

Skeppy: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: SKEPPY STOP SAYING THAT

SKEPPY: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Bruno807 May 20, 2020
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Not It

This phrase is for those of us who are selfish and narcissistic and would rather watch the people around us do meaningless, mindless chores that plagues our everyday existence.

RULES:
1) Occurs when two or more people are sitting and the task comes up to clean the room, put in a different cd, or get the door (etc.)
2) This CANNOT be spoken until an official count has occurred to 3. When the presence of a task has come up a member of the party will say: "1,2,3..."
3) The person administering the count will be the first to say "Not it" which automatically grants him/her immunity from the task at hand
4) After the administrator says it everyone else now must say "Not It" the fastest
5)The administrator decides with group consensus who the slowest person was who must humiliate himself and perform the task at hand
6) For parties of 4 or more the administrator may be overthrown if there is disagreement over the slowest person
7) Physical Intimidation and force is acceptable for groups of 3 or more to muffle another member of the group in order to prevent them from casting a "Not it"
8) Any female present automatically is given the task the no one wants to do because clearly men are superior to females (Man Law)
9) In the instance of more than one female being present a "Rock, Paper, Scissors" will be administered in a best of 3 tournament
10) For anyone who loses and refuses to perform the task is then immediately shunned from further group activities that night or can opt to stay with the agreement of being the center of jokes for the rest of the night
JP- "Dude, someone close that window it's freezing."

John, Stu, Evan-no one says anything just look with unregistered stares.

JP-Come on guys!

John- "ok, 1,2,3...NOT IT!
Stu-Not it!
Evan-Not it!

JP- "sh*t"
by JohnStrick April 1, 2009
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It's not important

A phrase used after "Don't Worry About it" when someone just won't get it, can be used in conjunction or by itself in a sentence. Can also put the word "that" in between not and important to emphasize how nonimportant it really is, because some people will just not get it.
John: Hey, when do you go to MEPS?

Cory: Don't worry about it

John :no seriously when do you have it?

Cory: it's not important, you shouldn't worry about it
by scooba5teve August 30, 2010
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like it's not even there

a specific phrase used to describe a vehicle, usually Tom's ram cummins diesel, that can tow anything, even a mountain, without any sort of stress on the truck
"I was towing my camper last week and brought it up the steepest hill in West Gloucester and it was like it's not even there" said Tom to friend Tyler
by Benjamin Le. October 23, 2005
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It's not you, it's me.

When ur partner wants to break up with you. They tell you, "It's not you, it's me." It basically means, I wana dump u cos ur mingin and that guy/bird over there is miles fitter, so l8r loser...
Ur holding hands with ur b.f/g.f and are smitten with each other, when suddenly, this really fit guy/girl walks by, you can see your partner druelling @ the site of them. They tell you that its not working and that, "Its not you, it's me."
by LoZzA April 30, 2004
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