Possibly the most genius ploy to get your kids to shut up ever created. When your kid(s) are exceptionally loud and you would really rather not deal with their yapping, you can utilize The Quiet Game by means of giving them an incentive to remain quiet, lest they lose the game
**in the car**
5yo: BANANA BANA FO FANA, FEE FI FOBANA I REALLY HATE BANANAS
The Dad: Okay that’s enough now, we’re gonna play The Quiet Game. If you talk, you lose
5yo: OKAY!
The Dad: Well look at that, you’ve already lost
5yo: BANANA BANA FO FANA, FEE FI FOBANA I REALLY HATE BANANAS
The Dad: Okay that’s enough now, we’re gonna play The Quiet Game. If you talk, you lose
5yo: OKAY!
The Dad: Well look at that, you’ve already lost
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
When a bunch of people are talking, or just one person, you just make a coyote sign with your hands and scream QUIET COYOTES autistically. If you feel like being polite, throw in a thank you at the end.
by Chign from yo February 28, 2018
Kid 1: hey, that kid looks like he's smokin crack.
Kid 2: Lets buy a roll
Kid 1: ok
Kid 2: OH FUCK ITS THE QUIET KID
Kid 2: HE'S GOT A FUCKING AK47
Kid 1: FUCKING RUN PEOPLE
Kid 2: Lets buy a roll
Kid 1: ok
Kid 2: OH FUCK ITS THE QUIET KID
Kid 2: HE'S GOT A FUCKING AK47
Kid 1: FUCKING RUN PEOPLE
by Get Nae-Naed asshole February 02, 2021
When there's no 1/2 ton pickup with dual exhaust or a dumped muffler passing you by,
or a 3/4 ton Dodge diesel with a 5" chrome exhaust pipe
passing by your house, or a motorcycle passing by,
or there's not a dump truck or a gas rig in sight of your house.
or a 3/4 ton Dodge diesel with a 5" chrome exhaust pipe
passing by your house, or a motorcycle passing by,
or there's not a dump truck or a gas rig in sight of your house.
Man, thank god I don't hear those jerks making all that racket roaring past my house, so I can have some peace and quiet. At least for right now until they do drive by and wake the dead.
by Anonymous52618 March 25, 2008
C'mon baby, let's play the quiet game. Your parents will never know how freaky their little girl is as long as its hush-hush!
Your room mate will never wake up as long as we stay true to the quiet game rules :)
Your room mate will never wake up as long as we stay true to the quiet game rules :)
by j4883rwocky November 13, 2010
Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?
Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.
Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.
Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Who's this retard? May 06, 2016
someone who isn't the center of attention but has fire roasts
a sniper when it comes to insults/roasts
a sniper when it comes to insults/roasts