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A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Gel

A person that you can trust and got you when you need them. Gels are fighters and very strong don’t mess with a Gel. You may either be bestfriends with a Gel or fall in love with him/her . you’ll never forget them
by daniel parker December 28, 2017
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swell gel

Put some swell gel on it. It should be fine soon after.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
by Made Werritt September 8, 2020
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Food gel

Jacob used food gel on his thanksgiving turkey provided by Jamal
by not mig November 26, 2020
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