Food gel

semen

Jacob used food gel on his thanksgiving turkey provided by Jamal

by not mig November 26, 2020

swell gel

Ointment

Put some swell gel on it. It should be fine soon after.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Dave Flawson Gel

A freakinʻ intentional misspellinʻ of David Lawson Gill

“ʻREEEEEEEEEEEEʻ said Dave Flawson Gel” said Ruan Megegin

by Megninja23 April 8, 2019

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023

nye-gel

Pronounced like Nigel. Nye-gel is the name of the best dog in the world.

Who's the goodest most bestist boy in the world? That's right Nye-gel is!

by Careater February 26, 2025

minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023