the incisor

The act of shotgunning a beer by biting into the can, opening the tab, and sucking it down. An advanced move; not for rookies as this is no sesame street shit.

Tom gained some serious street cred at the party by successfully performing the incisor on a half-gallon Beck's mini-keg.

by Nick D September 30, 2005

paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences

i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator

by FightinIrish July 10, 2005

invisible poop

When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.

Hey, I just had an invisible poop.

Cool. Save the rainforest.

by WadeDillon November 17, 2007

Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned

Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.

by HiM4nos June 11, 2010

pocket invasion

The practice of infiltrating the pockets of people around by placing your hand inside of them. This works well with chest pockets on dress and collar shirts.

I inserted my hand into his pocket, and he was upset, for his pocket had been invaded.

by Joshua Sanstrum April 25, 2005

indispensable

No matter how hard someone tries to dispense of one, they do not go way. Being so stupid a group cannot dispense them no matter how hard they try. Isn't aware of the lack of value added by oneself. Too stupid to fire. Too stupid to understand this is not a complement.

Sue, you are truly indispensable in this company.

by Big Ralph September 12, 2017

invisible

Unable to be seen.

I can't see it; is it invisible?

by Trilogy August 17, 2003