nonsexual intercourse

Having a nonsexual intercourse.

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hey dude did you have sex yesterday with that chick?

No I had a nonsexual intercourse with myself.

by Doctor wimblebottom February 9, 2010

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Textual Intercourse

Having a dirty, sexual conversation via text message

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard that your date couldnt make it, so you didnt get laid
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse

by D=Rad July 24, 2010

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Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).

Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.

by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010

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pigsually intercoursulated

Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.

Not as pleasant as it sounds.

Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.

When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.

by scodder June 8, 2010

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