instafam

When a person marries someone who already has children from a previous relationship, usually said of a single, never married man. Single, never married men tend to use this term in a derogatory manner until it happens to them.

This may be considered an alternate definition of 'instafamily' as well.

Bob's new wife has three kids from her first marriage. Bob has an instafam- just add daddy.

by dalaggie January 31, 2008

instahayde

1.A compound word meaning to instigate and hate simultaneously.

2. To instantly hate on anything or anyone.

1. Stop instahaydin on me please!
2. The homie Tony was trying to talk to this honey when Gummy decided to instahayde on his game and perform "the robbery" on him.

by WOODA99 October 21, 2010

Instaballin

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.

Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 13, 2010

instamacy

a love relationship marked by goggle-eyed infatuation, intense sexual lust, a tendency to finish each other's sentences, sleeplessness, and a certainty of failure.

"joe's going postal was an artifact of his recently-ended instamacy with jane"

by kitty thekat July 8, 2012

instahappy

Describing a person in a group who at any moment in time will draw their phone out the fastest just to instagram the picture first

Bob: wow what a nice sunset
Jill: ya, let me take my-
Bryan: LET ME INSTA DAT SHIT FIRST!
Bob: damn bro you are instahappy. Calm yourself

Bryan: I saw it first #duhh

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

instabarf

When you instantly vomit, commonly after takin a nasty shot or when you smell something dead.

"Did you see that dude chug that tequila out the bottle and then instabarf?"
Or
"When I looked in my girls little trash can by the toilet I straight instabarfed!"

by Cagz June 7, 2014

instavention

When someone falls into a viscous cycle of seeing reality through an instagram filter and needs to actively remove the app from his/her world temporarily so he/she can re-learn to love life without the 'likes.'

When she started thinking in hashtags and seeing every joyous moment through XX Pro/Valencia (depending on the lighting), her friends knew it was time to stage an instavention.

by namastebitches July 15, 2014