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I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.
Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”
by MathPlus February 21, 2021
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infected wart piss

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.
by Josh January 22, 2004
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Infectious substance

a) This is a curse that all gingers carry. It is curable with some dye, a muzzle, and some garlic.

b) This refers to all gingers, especially ones that are loud and annoying.
a) Ispy something red and it is an Infectious substance...
Oh its that ginger in the front row....

b) Hey Steve, stay away from katie shes an infectious substance!!
by grandazzle!!! June 29, 2011
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Infecticles

Scott had a vasectomy and now he has a pair of infecticles
by IT_CROWD May 12, 2015
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infected bush

A stinky,grim gone off area of the genetals of that of a woman. It's become infected due to being in contact with a lot of dirty sausages .
I'm not having sex with you Mandy uve got a infected bush
by Forrester mass March 13, 2018
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infectionate

Refers to amorous feelings/emotions which prompt one or more individuals to engage in STD-risky activities like unprotected sex.
Willie and Monnie interacted in quite an infectionate manner on several occasions while they were employed at the White House.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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infectionism

A 21st century art movement characterized by the high need of illustrating the coronavirus in articles of various news portals.
This picture about coronavirus is a great example of infectionism, relatively colorful, open composition, emphasis on the danger of that tiny little infectious agent.
by Béé March 23, 2020
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