Yahoo inches

When a guy online tells a girl that he is really well-hung, when in fact, he is not, than he has added Yahoo Inches to his 3 inch penis
"I have a 10 incher... in Yahoo inches"
by Will_Bucko January 15, 2007
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seven inches

seven inches is the length of two American business card widths

To have the warm orifice become wet with anticipation seven inches of length had better be paired with at least five inches of girth.

If it's less than seven inches your only excuse is not having finished puberty

Less that seven inches your boner is barely noticeable
by Melony swooned November 27, 2012
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four inch

a (typically high school) male who brags about their incredibly large appendage size, while actually only having a miniscule, or "four inch" penis.
"OMG! I was so shocked when I found out my bf was a four inch!"
by Pina_coladas&_rain April 04, 2006
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eight inches

An erect penis length that about one out of fifty men has, but about one out of ten claims.
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Q: What's a Gay Eight?

A: Six inches.

Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?

A: No one I know (sighs).

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by al-in-chgo May 16, 2010
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ten inches

The size of a man-sized cock.
"I WANT you to fuck me! I NEED you to fuck me!", she shouted, as I drove my ten inches into her.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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inch minutes

inch minutes, n. inches per minute. A measurement of penis fed during a sexual encounter per minute. Inch minutes are a more accurate way of determining the efficiency of a penis.
For example, if John has a 5" penis, and thrusts 30 times a minute, he is giving 150 inch minutes. If Bill has a 10" penis and thrusts 10 times a minute, he is only giving 100 inch minutes.

"I diligently provided your mother with 200 dedicated inch minutes last night and she enjoyed it immensely."
by Initial Ed February 18, 2009
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inch worm

juju: fuck foo have you seen g-eyes ex-man??? homegirl:who that foo ziggy??? juju:yeah foo i been tryna get at that foo since middle school, last night that foo came over all drunk with that foo spencer with his pants all falling and shit haha!!that foo straight got a fucken inch worm! homegirl: for real eww you like everyone foo serio! juju: so what! fuck it i'll still let em hit!!
by MS.DRAMA March 01, 2010
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