Despacito-ism

A process through which the most beautiful and divine music in the omniverse may be created. Developed in the 21st century by Shaggy, Daddy Yankee, and Luis Fonsi. Despacito-ism requires an obscene quantity of sacrifices to Shaggy the creator of the omniverse. All hail Shaggy.

PERSON 1, A FOOL: "Despacito-ism isn't worth it! There is too much loss of human life and not enough reward!"
PERSON 2, AN ENLIGHTENED INTELECTUAL AND DILIGENT THEOLOGIST: "Shut the Shaggy up and get on the altar! All hail Shaggy!!!"

by CenkUygur6969 February 6, 2019

rintarō-ism

Rintarō-ism is a religon where we pray to our one Rintarō Suna. In this religion we either kin Rintarō or we simp for Rintarō.

“ Are you in Rintarō-ism? “

by rinarin November 1, 2020

Champ-ism

A great saying or statement made by a winner or a champion

'Sex is the breakfast of champions' by James Hunt is an example of a Champ-ism

by MunchkinChamp February 5, 2021

bitch-isms

The common known and understood traits, behaviour, language and appearance that identify a feminine characteristic of being a bitch.

Before you are an outcast of smoking at a public place, where it's apparently allowed take notice of the people around to identify any bitch-isms that may not have a statutory warning.

by doodling June 22, 2011

Tomo-ism

A secret religion in which all Irish leprechauns and Unicorns who clean phones in a warehouse believe in.

Forget the phones it's time for Tomo-ism.

by RoboUnicornism August 13, 2011

Alia-ism

A religion devoted to the ultimate being, an insurmountable force, the true source of salvation.

I practise Alia-ism.

by SnoopedBladder August 14, 2018

scene-ism

A polytheistic religion in which you worship multiple scene kings and queens.

ie: Audrey Kitching, Oliver Sykes, Alex Evans, Kiki Kannibal.
If you're fake, (a poser) or a tool, you'll be shunned from this 'religion'.
Places of worship: myspace.com, and local shows; including hardcore/crunkcore/powerpop bands. Remember, you don't have to know these bands, they just have to have cool band names and cool hair.

Girl: "OMGZ! I love Audrey Kitching, she's like a God. I'm going to convert to scene-ism."
Boy: "You're cool."

by CindySarcasm and NuclearNoah November 30, 2009