The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.
One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.
by hubiedubie December 13, 2012
Get the Lincoln Tunnelmug. First I would like to clear up that flesh tunnels are not "the tunnel of flesh created from stretching your ears." Creative boys, but wrong.
Flesh tunnels are large (or sometimes not so large) tubes that are placed through large stretched piercings. Most commonly, they are placed through earlobe piercings, but may also be worn in nipple piercings, frenums, hood piercings, tongue piercings, or practically any larger piercing. source: bmezine.com
Flesh tunnels are large (or sometimes not so large) tubes that are placed through large stretched piercings. Most commonly, they are placed through earlobe piercings, but may also be worn in nipple piercings, frenums, hood piercings, tongue piercings, or practically any larger piercing. source: bmezine.com
by peachplumpear December 28, 2005
Get the flesh tunnelmug. Dude: "Ahh, I can't write this essay, my wrist hurts."
Dude 2: "Dude, you got carpal tunnel. Lay off the porn sites."
Dude 2: "Dude, you got carpal tunnel. Lay off the porn sites."
by fiendordoe April 14, 2009
Get the Carpal Tunnelmug. Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
by cx13 September 22, 2008
Get the Carpal Tunnelmug. Slang term referring to a blow job given to a male in which the partner giving the blow job uses their teeth to a point of causing unenjoyable pain. Usually the cause of being that the giver is inexperienced.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard your girlfriend did a jagged tunnel on you.
Guy 2: Oh God, yeah. My penis still hasn't recovered...
Guy 2: Oh God, yeah. My penis still hasn't recovered...
by Stevedaculedood55 June 17, 2010
Get the jagged tunnelmug. Underground sludge metal band formed in UK in the late 80s, songwriting is typically comical and unusual; disbanded in 95
by AliceInChains98 July 25, 2014
Get the Fudge Tunnelmug. A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.
Awkward tunnel ritual:
N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
...
(person exits)
NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
...
(person exits)
NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
by I'mnotwhoyouthinkIam April 2, 2011
Get the Awkward Tunnelmug.