I love to shit on

You :)😘🥰😍
I love to shit on you :)
by Bad C dev November 06, 2024
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am i a shit dog?

This is what Kim Suengmin of Stray Kids says as a mockery for "MOAns".
MOAns: "Am I a shit dog?🥹🥹"
Kim Suengmin: "Yes"
Stays: "Yes"
by aphroditeAgoddess February 13, 2024
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 05, 2024
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i shitted in my pants

i shitted in my pants
by 7568ino January 14, 2024
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I shit on babies

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Racist sex I shit on babies
by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS May 27, 2021
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i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck
Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME
by Zraco January 03, 2020
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I give half a shit

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit
by I give half a shit July 03, 2020
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