brown hornet

A guy who only works out his chest and arms. Characterized by the 1970's cartoon character in which his upper body is un-proportionally larger than his lower body. Even though the cartoon character is a black guy, "brown hornet" can be used to describe a person of any ethnicity.

My arms are bigger than yours. So you're still a brown hornet.

I don't do legs...I can tell brown hornet.

by tone bone January 26, 2007

A Hodnett

this is when a crystal meth taking scientist takes his weed obsessed skinless son out on a family day out searching for newts, bats and nessle in trees searching for young children to pray on and strike.

'is that a Hodnett over there...? Erghh look at his sons skinless crotch'

by Stevie Gree December 3, 2009

Asian Giant Hornet

The world's biggest hornet that's as large than a human thumb from east and southeast Asia. Their nests are gigantic with around more than 1,000 hornets each, and if you go near them, you are screwed. Their stingers can dissolve human tissue and can eventually cause kidney failure. In China alone in 2013, they kicked the butts of over 1,700 people.

Yutaka: Hey Hiyori, how's it going?
Hiyori: Good. I'm still trying to recover from that Asian Giant Hornet attack I had.
Yutaka: Aww, that's too bad. They are really scary.

by The Real Driller May 14, 2016

Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

by Tahm May 17, 2008

Hornetti's

Euphoria.

Yum! That was very good Hornetti's... it was a lot better than Joey's!!

by Sassaphrase69 October 8, 2008

hotpetent

1.Having the necessary ability, knowledge, or skill to do something successfully while being hot
2.(of a person) Efficient, capable and hot
3. not a stupid slob

Steve wanted to hire a hot nanny. His wife wanted to hire a competent nanny. They settled on a hotpetent nanny.

by D Con November 1, 2011

Hotnessness

When something or someone exceeds the normal level of hot.

Geri was the personification of hotnesseness that night.

On a cold night meeting someone of that hotnessness warmed up everything

by dwight knight July 18, 2017