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Hot Pocket

by Catpowa February 21, 2015
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When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
I'll be around all day, if you need me I'm hot pocket
by BoogieTheTruth January 15, 2015
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This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum
Jessica gave Austin a hot pocket
by McCray September 19, 2016
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When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016
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When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .
by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017
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When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords
I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.
by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017
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