Hobby

An activity you perform which is not working or sleeping.

"Do you have a hobby, Jane?"

"I enjoy painting Russian dolls and dissolving cadavers in my basement."

by James Butlerino March 13, 2013

hoobastank

The incredibly fragrant aroma of fecal matter from one's insufficiently wiped ass. Typically noticed during doggy style sex from the receiver, by the giver. If you aren't sure what it smells like, take a shit in the toilet and then turn around and stick your face in the bowl and inhale deeply through your nose.

I started pounding Laura last night doggy style but she hadn't finished her paperwork. The hoobastank was so bad I lost my wood and had to try something else.

by Beef77 April 20, 2010

Hooba-Looba-Foon

1.Crazy person, kind of like a oompa loompah.
2.When you have really poofy hair and you can't control it.
3.slut

1.Dont do that! your acting like a hooba-looba-foon!
2. Good morning Stacy. OH MY! WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR! you look like a hooba-looba-foon!!!
3.Get off my dad you fuckin hooba-looba-foon!

by hump_my_dump July 26, 2007

Hoobally Joobally

Green Gelatin

We made some Hoobally Joobally today.

by D_Harv August 12, 2016

Hoobie

A nickname for a jaunty short asian guy who works for an international life coaching company.

"I spent a delightful weekend albeit expensive with Hoobie, and that guy totally fucked with my head"

by Alex Sanders January 24, 2007

Hooba

A type of sandwich containing Peanut Butter, Cheddar and Cucumber

That crazy Turkish guy is always eating Hooba Sandwich's

by simba84 August 27, 2008

hoobajawa

Extended: In the most severe of cases the penis has been known to smell like tomatos and explode

Scotts dick wouldn't have exploded but he had to fuck her not once, not twice, but thrice

by David July 30, 2004