homiesexual

having big time bro feelings for your homies

paul: your a homiesexual
joe: no u sir

by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.

Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.

by kevklapp July 22, 2020

homiesexual

when you love the homies but remain straight just cuz its the homies

Person: Why are you smooching my boyfriend?!

Me: Its cool we're homiesexual its not gay or anything

by HardPaco November 23, 2022

Homiesexual

homiesexual (or homiesex for short) means that you have sex and/or have sexual attractions to the homies. you may constantly or occasionally fuck the boys, but it’s completely platonic.

girlfriend: i wonder what my boyfriend does with the boys?
girlfriend's friend: probably some homiesexual shit

by a u t i s t December 29, 2022

homiesexual

A term incels and prepubescent boys use as an excuse for their very clearly homosexual tendencies. They obviously have crushes on their friends and are so far in the closest they think its cute to be homophobic.

someone: you literally held hands with bernard and made out in the bathroom
proclaimed homiesexual: bro its not gayy stop im homiesexual uwu

by Oobrooboobnoob January 9, 2022

The Homiesexuals

The Homiesexuals are a group of friends that are the G.O.A.T they there for each other no matter what and they’re not gay they are just Homiesexual

Bro you hear about the Homiesexuals they so goated

by shanfha September 22, 2021

homiesexual

homiesexual is when you are attracted to your homie but without socks and very much homo

bro i think mikey homiesexual because he keeps on kissing me goodnight without socks

by marklikessharks December 10, 2023