Verb: The act of inserting fecal matter to a sock/stocking followed by the act of swinging the sock in a baseball like fashion and striking the receiver in the face.
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A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
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“Hey man I tell ya what, that little bastard is as crazy as some Homer, Louisiana people”
Person from any other town in Claiborne Parish: “Man I heard 2 gunshots last night”
Homer people: “damn glad things stayed quiet for y’all”
Person from any other town in Claiborne Parish: “Man I heard 2 gunshots last night”
Homer people: “damn glad things stayed quiet for y’all”
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Get the homeskillet mug.The smallest town ever, where the cops dont give a shit what the youth do, because they themselfs are baked like a cake. The options for things to do is town laps, go to the beach, or sit at the most ghetto McDonalds ever. Most of the time high. There are pretty much 5 groups you fall into in this town, Stoners, Rednecks, Hippies, Church Freaks, or fucking tweekers. Everyone fishes, EVERYONE. Its pretty much the most alcohol-pot based comunity you will ever see. The girls here are just one giant comunity cup, everyone sleeps with everyone. The guys are total dicks and have no respect for anything. If you are lucky enough to gradute High School, I guess Flex counts too, your on the first flight out of here. For some reason, we love this town, within the next 5 years most of them come back and have families. Hits, the next generation is born and the cycle starts over again. Welcome to our little town of Homer, Alaska.
What are we going to do today?
Hotbox the car at the beach?
Sure, theres nothing else to do, we live in Homer Alaska
Hotbox the car at the beach?
Sure, theres nothing else to do, we live in Homer Alaska
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