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Holden Caulfield 

Hi, I'm Holden Caulfield.

I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.
^^Holden Caulfield is the main protagonist character in the 1951 J.D. Salinger novel Catcher in the Rye.
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Holden Gerth 

Men love him, women love him, everybody loves him AND his long shlong
You see that sexy mf over there climbing random shit? Gotta be Holden Gerth

Holden Caufield 

A literal reference to the protagonist from the classic American novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, it can be used at parties and social gatherings to inconspicuously ask if anyone has marijuana to sell or share.
Dude 1: "Hey man, did you invite Holden Caufield to the party?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, you trying to smoke a bowl?"

Holden Rodeo 

Generally a white piece of trash Ute that definitely shouldn’t be on the road or off the road, prone to braking down and sucking dick. If you buy one of these you officially grew a pussy.
“Bra I bought a Holden Rodeo, cunt have fun fisting yourself in it.”

Holden jackaroo 

The holden jackaroo also known as a isuzu trooper made to put patrols and landcruisers to shame. The jackaroo is a nice mid size 4x4 that patrol owners talk smack about all the time, deep down there jealous that the jilaroo is always there to pull them out once they get stuck.
Far out did that holden jackaroo put me to shame.
Holden jackaroo by Jackaroo132 January 15, 2018

Holden Colorado 

A utility vehicle that is put together with scrap parts at the Isuzu Dmax plant. However in typical Holden form the manufacturer “improves” everything resulting in a 4WD that cant 4WD, But that’s ok because they are rarely taken off road anyway.

Colorado owners are usually your traditional bogan that got a job (commonly a tradie) so could get a car loan. Deeply ingrained with that Holden V Ford mentality and still tells everyone how fast that V6 commodore they used to own was.
Check out my new ute, I wanted a 4WD but got a Holden Colorado instead