Huckin Hoiget

In other words one may say to someone, "you are a fucking faggot" but when "huckin hoiget" is said at the right time the person who is being called a fag will most likely say "say whaaaaaaaaaa?" When used appropriately this word can own nubs, insulting them so much they will most likely shit their pants.

guy in car: "HEY!"
people on street: "HEEEEEEY!!!"
guy in car: "Shut the fuck up ya huckin hoigets!"

"You know that guy that lives on 187 Main Street?"
"Ya man, he's tots a huckin hoiget!"

by JB Sweet Daddy Cakes March 20, 2010

Heisenberg

An absolute DILF. Frome resident evil 8

Man I would love to fück Heisenberg

by 1-800-simps-a lot June 20, 2021

hoist

To move an computer program instruction out of a loop's body into its head.

I am going to take this CFG and hoist it up your ass.

by protones October 18, 2011

hoeser

A women who acts or looks like a hoe, but in reality is not

Carly's such a hoeser, she always wears push up bras and low cut shirts, but she never has had sex

by ScottyBoy771 May 10, 2010

Hoisin Fuck

Is the act of giving anal sex to an Asian person whilst they are trying to have a shit.

My date last night asked me to the bathroom and asked me to give her/him a hoisin fuck. I had to decline because you can't do that in a restaurant without getting very messy.

by Moksa666 July 20, 2011

Haisel

Haisel is a great best friend with a feminine name that no one questions after meeting him. His laugh is contagious and makes you feel warm all over. He will always make sure you're happy and smiling even if he isnt. He will go out of his way to find out what's wrong. Haisel's not afraid to ask you if you're okay twice if you say you are, but he knows you aren't. He isn't afraid to express his own feelings either. His feelings usually come out in tears but you have to try to comfort him the way he comforts you. He is your strength when you feel like you couldn't be any weaker. Although he cries often you will most likely see him with a huge smile on his face. Haisel's a great best friend so don't take his love for granted if he gives it to you. If you find Haisel, keep him. Treasure him. Always remind him how much you love him because he gets sensitive about it sometimes.

"You see that beaming young man over there, he must be Haisel"

by Katie580 September 18, 2016

Meat Hoist

A dildo made out of meat usually used by gay males.

Austin's boyfriend Ethan pleasured him with a "meat hoist"

by Poseidann July 8, 2014