HOIT

Hand On the Inner Thigh. A sign of friendship or affection shown between friends and lovers of either sex. Also exercised when watching scary movies.

Amber: Today has been a total nightmare!
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.

by Fastball35 October 31, 2011

hoiny

The crevice between your thigh and shin
Very lickable.

" GUURRRRRL. AIDAN LICKED MY HOINY"
"your hoINY?! I could use a good hoiny licking right about now"

by hoinylicker July 21, 2017

Hointje oll

A breed of pig

Wow that hointje oll will taste nice

by Hejakdndjsksnsns69 September 7, 2021

hoitch

Another term for broad.Also chick,
A female.

Paul-"Hey dude, check out that fuckin
hoitch"!!
Jim-"Yo man I see her"

by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005

hintsult

When someone's prattling on and on about some stupid shit and you interrupt them with a rude remark, hoping to shut them up or at least change the subject.

Alex wouldn't stop talking about the number of calories in her french toast so I told her that no one cared except fat people like her. She took the hintsult.

by grover ishmael April 1, 2010

Hinterchrist

A guy who spends a large number of time waiting for a girl to come up to him to ask him out

Bill-Hey look at that guy over there

Bob-He is such a Hinterchrist

by Bobythekid December 13, 2014

Hoiner

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

by doucheface November 27, 2015