Hob-Knocker

Someone who has sex with door knobs.

Did you know that Jake is a Hob-Knocker.

by Thisistheoneandonly November 5, 2021

Hob Web

A hob web is usually a young male that cannot cook to save himself and the hob has spider webs on it

That young boy is a absolute hob web he hasn’t cooked since he went to college

by The young fellah December 9, 2022

HOB

verb
past tense: HOBB; past participle: HOBB

Meaning closed or unavailable. Stems from the infrequent opening hours of House of Bagels.

“You mean it’s HOBB again?”

“Could you HOB that door for me?”

by Dissatisfied Baker June 28, 2022

Hob

A hypebeast fob, “hype of the boat”

Look at the hob walking over there

by Frikyodrip November 27, 2021

HOB

it is the 3rd novel of Mo Xiang Tong Xiu, Heaven Official’s Blessing/Tian Guan Ci Fu.

‘hob is amazing, i plan on reading it again.’

by wenoftheweek July 8, 2024

kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch

‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’

by ms11? July 25, 2023

hob goblin

arely from east. that is all.

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters

by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022