Opposite of a hoarder

The opposite of a hoarder is known as a de clutterer. This person may compulsively get rid of belonging that are theirs and also things that do not belong to them. This person typically does not understand that everything they get rid of will eventually be needed. This leads to the dilemma of the individual having to rebuy things they have decluttered.

“Misty was the opposite of a hoarder. Her lifestyle was the barest of necessities.”

by Itsanotherword… February 16, 2022

hoarker

One who coughs in a particularly nasty/disturbing manner, characterized by phlegm and most often chronic. Also has the effect of making anyone in a close vicinity cringe in disgust.

Jane's a chronic hoarker. I have to eat my lunch in the coat closet so as to not gag after one of her fits.

by Llewellyn D'shaun January 14, 2011

Phallus Hoarder

About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.

Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.

Example 1:

Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu

Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.

Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?

Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!

Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.

Example 2:

Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.

Guy: I didn't ask...

Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks

Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.

by Amk October 4, 2010

Horser

A Horser is a huge meatyshlong that a crackhead at a gas station wants.

Crackhead at 2am: You got that horser?

Optimus: Yeah the fuck I do

by Exvas January 21, 2021

Horser

i dont fucking know

some crackhead asking people if they have it

no I don't have a fucking horser what?!?

by Dumb Idoyt January 28, 2021

Dick Hoarder

The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.

Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.

by Corndogg117 May 11, 2011

Media Hoarder

to have a bunch of junk on your phone, computer, etc.

Alex: Dave get a video of this.
Dave: My phone won't let me I have over 100 videos
Alex: You Media Hoarder

by DHurricane13 March 29, 2011