Herman

Unit of measurement equal to one cubic mouthful of tit

Christina Hendricks? Yeah, shes about six hermans.

by Chest Rockwell18 March 8, 2012

heman

having absolute power and having everyone cower in front of you.

That man over there he ain;t a normal man people say he is heman

by HeGod June 2, 2009

Hey man

An individual who is limited to words such as "hey!", "what!", "yeah!", "put it up now yall", "oh!", "uh", or "buh" when performing backup vocals for a rapper.

While performing with a well known rapper, a hey man will typically make these sounds in an attempt to add to the song.

Dr. Dre: still taking my time to perfect the beat.
Hey Man: what!
Dr. Dre: and I still got love for the streets
Hey Man: uh uh yeah

by m-star February 4, 2009

Nasty Herman

A large piece of shit or large, oaken chunks of poo...essentially the same as a lincoln log or big turd...immortalized in the cartoon art of the Meatmen's "Stud Powercock" punk anthology, where the band sings about "big brown mutherfuckin' nasty hermans!"

Whoa! Who left that stinky horde of nasty hermans in the bowl?

Man, i turned around and looked down into the bowl to see what came outta me and shit, there were these nasty hermans starin' back!

by _Eleutheria April 8, 2006

Hemans

A woman who needs experience. She typically can be found on college campuses staring at darker men and talking via onomatopoeic grunts. Though a very sweet girl, she sometimes comes out with stuff that will make you cry. Sort of a drama queen, living off the drama in other peoples' lives. Also known as Hemoms.

Yo girl, did you see that Hemans?

Yeah! She's going to steal all the hot dark guys from our campus and have some experiences with them!

by Jibby Lowe January 21, 2011

heymanth

A god. Complicated but so worth loving. Amazing writer, loyal friend. He can be really cute but also deathly hot. Will do anything for you. He pulls off the "bad boy" look so well, but has a heart of gold and is kind of a softie. A real tease, but he doesn't dare to admit that he's a sub.

Friend: Dude have you read Heymanths last post?
Me: Yes! But you have to admit, he himself is the real piece of art here.

by you_ January 12, 2020

hermandildo

a faggot with a 5 inch chode who wants to be with the person zac likes

he is a hermandildo

by zb2316 May 24, 2018