Often produced as a side product during the creation of Cockcheese, Herpes Juice is the result of a man with STD sores on his dick masturbating without a finish for five or more consecutive hours. During this time, the friction and pressure exerted from his hand will cause the sores to swell and eventually burst, causing a mix of blood and the essence of the infection to ooze out and fall to the floor. While this often mixes into cum from a cockcheese process or the eventual result from the coexisting masturbation (often mixing with the semen and creating a pink-ish colored solution that smells similar to the experience of snorting melted chicken shit), many will collect this in a jar or other sort of container. Often, both the initial red blood from the sores bursting and the blood diluted yellow from a microscopic ecosystem of bacteria and viruses will be dumped into a pot together and mixed. During the churning process; corn syrup, salt, and red food coloring are added to thicken it and cover up the tint of yellow in its color. The end result is Herpes Juice, a product with a taste that makes you feel like a rape victim who had their mouth molested by a horse's cock dipped in soggy mud. Afterwards, it is packaged into a plastic container and ready to be sold in stores as Heinz Ketchup.
Next time you're in a grocery store, you'll cringe while you're passing through the condiments section and thinking of the Herpes Juice mass produced and organized side-by-side on the shelves.
by Dorr200789 February 18, 2010
Get the Herpes Juicemug. by atumes January 10, 2008
Get the HERPES BOYmug. I installed Norton a few years ago, but now that I'm trying to delete it, I've found I have a serious case of computer herpes.
by theboxinthecorner June 17, 2012
Get the Computer Herpesmug. by technosauruspunk September 5, 2017
Get the art herpesmug. the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.
by omfgwhydoineedtofeedthetrolls April 29, 2011
Get the herp-slurpmug. A special version of herpes that isn't just like bad luggage it's that really bad leopard print luggage.
Highly contagious and often contracted after interactions of any sort with hookers.
Highly contagious and often contracted after interactions of any sort with hookers.
by Luigi87000 February 21, 2009
Get the Super Herpesmug. The most embarassing commercials on tv. Seriously, who the fuck wants to know you have it? If people need help, go see your fucking doctor.
by Adrian September 22, 2006
Get the genital herpesmug.