kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)

Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.

by narutoyaoi2000 November 3, 2021

helperous

It means when you are a calm person and help a lot of people so your very calm unlike some people when they get really mad and stressed out sometimes

Today I helped a person and she/he told me I was helperous.

by hxhxhbx March 13, 2022

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025

Mother’s little helper (MLH)

Mother’s little helper is an alcoholic drink concealed in a metal water bottle.

We brought a mother’s little helper (MLH) of wine to the elementary school play to help mother and Mike enjoy the show.

by MikNey March 11, 2025

homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.

Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”

by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024