on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

Helen keller

She never existed. Never.

His girlfriend is like Helen keller

by Keller hellen November 12, 2021

helen keller

fake ass hoe who is a liar

helen keller is stupid

by acr29212921 May 8, 2020

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you

“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect”

by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019

The Helen Keller

A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.

Dude I put my girl into the Helen Keller and she loved it

by andjee December 28, 2020

Helen Keller Style

It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.

I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.

by Stan Brown June 25, 2017