creek heffer

one step above a swamp donkey. see swamp donkey

man ur right, my girl really is a swamp donkey. maybe i should trade her in for a creek heffer!

by thekeymaykr December 28, 2010

thirsty heffer

A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.

Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.

by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

Heffer

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Heffley

Someone who lives in the middle of no where. Someone who can hunt and fish like its their job. Total redneck and proud of it.

Did you see the 12 pointer that guy got?

Yea dude, hes a Heffley, thats why!

by LowerBankBlueEyes23 June 29, 2009

Rodrick Heffley

Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.

Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.

Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.

"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"

*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*

"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Heffa

A cow sized bitch!

"Keesha, you heffa, shut your fat ass up."

by Matt Pwnage February 17, 2009