Hedge bottom

The bottom of a hedge.

“Oi Tony, your mum looks like a hedge bottom mate”

by Kgicusb February 28, 2019

chris hedges

biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.

chris hedges is over their! what a cunt

by chris hedges June 2, 2019

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019

lady hedge

Pubic hair as an alternative to lady garden

Christ your lady hedge needs a trim its blocking the old jade gate!

by Major Noshheroff October 14, 2019

ball hedge

The males ball sack which has an overgrown forest that cant be controlled!!!

1. At closer look you have a pimple on your ball hedge

2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty

Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)

by The master trimmer May 30, 2017

hedge

A verb, meaning to disappear when things start to get interesting, esp. at a party or gathering at which illegal drugs are about to be consumed. It is crucial that the hedger has expressed interest in partaking in drug consumption before disappearing for hedging to have taken place.

B: "Where's A? He said he was really keen to help us eat these drugs"
C: "He hedged, man!"

by brennanmangina July 4, 2017

hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO May 7, 2018