I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

by The Website February 26, 2013

have handy

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.

The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.

by n30e September 13, 2018

or the terrorists have won

the best excuse to get what you want.

Continue buying SUVs or the terrorists have won.
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won.
Dance naked in front of me or the terrorists have won.

by the dez May 23, 2006

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

have guts

To be brave

"You have to have guts, to tell the truth like that"

"He has a lot of guts, taking on Mount Everest without any training!"

by la_intensita April 25, 2014

have you seen my new wristwatch

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.

Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

by Stagmen November 30, 2016

i have no gf goodnight

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017