haggerd

nasty or messed up. beaten up

Dude that chick is haggerd!
she is gross, too fat, too skinny

Dude your truck is haggerd!
the truck is messed up, wrecked falling apart

by ummmidk November 27, 2007

Haggerty

A person of Irish decent, a freckled face hustler, usually with red hair and mandatory freckles. The more red hair you have on your hair/body the more of a Haggerty you are. Usually classy, not good at European football due to their fondness to alcohol, but for every skill they lack on the pitch, they have another skill to make up for it on a bar stool

Macklemore is a true Haggerty

by The classy stud September 14, 2012

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006

Hammer Hawker

A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.

" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."

by H/H King March 1, 2010

Hanger

When u have a peice of snot hanging from the inside of ur nose where it is completely visable.

"Hey Mike u got a hanger."
"Oh! thanks for telling me."

by Izzo_Foshizo January 10, 2006

Hanger

Getting head in a library or in your car in a library parking lot.

Dave- Josh's sister just gave me a hanger while studying for my History exam.
Tim- Nice!
Josh- What the fuck!

by notyou22 April 18, 2010

Haggered

What people say when they don't know how to spell "haggard"

He was so haggard that he spelt it as haggered!

by another pedant April 15, 2014