Klaus Hargreeves

The best character in The Umbrella Academy. You know, the one that ate a bagel out of a dumpster so he could spend time with his brother. Yeah, that guy.

Person A " Who's your favorite character from The Umbrella Academy?"
Person B "Definitely Klaus Hargreeves, he is great and we must protect him."

by Frogs_Are_Bitches November 30, 2020

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five hargreeves

the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho

name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy

by evillittlec0ckroach March 13, 2021

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Five Hargreeves

The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
...
WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.

You’re such a Five Hargreeves!

by Umbrella ☂ May 26, 2021

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Poodle Hanger

Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.

Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.

by Big_Phil May 23, 2009

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Cry harder

(verb) usu., issued as a command:

A phrase typically directed at one loudly complaining about their First World Problems.

"But I wanted a WHITE iPhone for Christmas, dad!!!"
"You're bitching about the color, now? Cry harder, cupcake. You're 17 years old, and it's high time you look for a fuckin job. Be thankful I got your leeching ass anything at all."

by Katanamaru August 4, 2019

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Harder

What a girl screams when she want's A guy's penis to go deeper in her pussy!

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten: HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!
Chad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Jesus Christ That Was Good Sex!
Chad : Amen!

by SlopNChop January 15, 2017

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