Two Eggs In A Hanky

Two testicles in a scrotum.

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

black hanky girl

a submissive female who believes in a realistic modern earth-based gorean society. they are submissives as a Dom/sub relationship, and serve one Master. to be a black hanky girl, one must submit her mind, body, soul, heart and thoughts to this man.

"These girls are black hanky girls"

by Black Hanky Girls November 29, 2007

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo

A poop from South Park that will come to you on christmas eve if you eat fiber.

Mr. Hanky the christmas poop, small and brown and he comes form you.

by ......PFFFFFFFFF UwU December 11, 2019

Pork chop hanky panky

when pork chops get steamy in the bedroom

thats some pork chop hanky panky

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky

Term perfect for every occassion, not offensive and will keep every one guessing what your talking about.

Derived from the more offensive phrase "Put your noodle in your poodle" from 18th century Asia. The more popular term now "Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky" was first used in Melbourne Australia, however its origins are not clear.

Put a little doggy in ya hanky Mike you dirty dumbcunt

by Archie Biglips November 1, 2006

Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky

a Dirty Old NASTY Crusty Musty Hairy Used Booty.

YO DADDY's BOOTY! its Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky

by Big daddy Crust alot. November 21, 2011