henessy xo

the official theertham (offeratory holy drink) offered to devotees by the swag temple. may be consumed raw (for staunch devotees who are actually swag), with mixers (for beginners on the path to swag who cannot yet handle the full power of this mystical brew), or mixed with codeine and HAIR BOOZE if you are the most swag peechut alive aka me

all devotees of the swag deity will be dispensed the holiest of drinks, the most sacred brew in this plane of existence, the one, the only, henessy xo, at the nearest dispensary of swag, by commandment of the supreme grand peechut, peebhas.

by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025

Halessence

Gratitude’s cooler cousin.
Humility that stands tall.
Cell-deep sacred.

The glow that happens when coherence meets soul. It’s not just health—it’s wholeness in motion. You can’t fake halessence. You either emit it, or you’re trying too hard.

(noun): “He received the news with quiet halessence.”
(adjective): “It was a halessent moment—no words, just soul.”
(field/embodied state): “In halessence, I honor the path ahead.”
(verb): “Halessence it. Don’t force it.”

by 0Hz July 26, 2025

Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack July 21, 2016

chartreuse harness

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

Cock harness

A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.

A cock harness, which has a function similar to a cock ring, is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020