Indirect Handjob

When you high five or shake someone's hand then jerk off

Yo I totally just got an indirect handjob!

Indirect Handjob by Jason Freed May 1, 2016

indian handjob 

Where someone gives a male a Indian sunburn on the penis.

Ashley gave me and Indian handjob.

indian handjob by Jon83529 January 23, 2017

Cocaine Handjob 

When a guy or girl is jacked up on coke and then proceeds to jerk their partner’s cock super hard and fast almost ripping it off giving an intense experience of both pain and pleasure simultaneously.

Bianca gave Anthony a cocaine handjob and hand was moving so fast that it broke the sound barrier and cause a sonic boom while lifting him 5 feet off the bed

Cocaine Handjob by The real Hank Contos June 26, 2020

Hawaiian Handjob 

When you make the Shaka sign with your hand and alternate fingering a girl with your thumb and pinky

“Your middle finger is too big just give me a Hawaiian Handjob”

Hawaiian Handjob by Wombat Fucker January 23, 2022

Hollywood Handjob 

When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.

Amor Hilton offered to give me a Hollywood Handjob for only 150$! Damn, now that's Hollywood.

Hollywood Handjob by Andrewwwk12 October 14, 2009

angry handjob

When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.

Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.

angry handjob by Gilgamesh Soul March 23, 2009

Quantum Handjob Mechanics 

Also known as Quantum Handjob Theory, Quantum Handjob Mechanics is a branch of physics providing a mathematical description of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interaction of the hand and penis.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.

Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.

"Dude, I'm failing Naughty Physics."
"Why?"
"I just can't figure out these equations for Quantum Handjob Mechanics. I'm going to fail that test on three dimensional cum functions..."

Quantum Handjob Mechanics by Dzzo August 6, 2011