Courtesy Handjob

The type of handjob a guy gets from his good female (or male) friend because, for whatever reason, he is sexually frustrated and requires release. Done as a favor as opposed to an overt sexual act due to attraction.

Note: Not to be confused with a handjob your FWB gives you. Simply put, a platonic friend gives courtesy handjobs the same way friends spot each other for lunch or give each other rides.

"Hey, Alyssa, thanks for that courtesy handjob last night. I hadn't been laid in almost a month and it was killing me. You're the best!"

"Don't mention it John. I mean, what are friends for? But really, don't mention it. To anyone."

by Lupin the 3rd March 21, 2013

The Kennedy HandJob

An extra-fat spliff, that is coated in honey, and saturated in kief.

The Kennedy HandJob i just smoked, hit me in the face man.

by JointRolla November 15, 2010

Canadian Handjob

When a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.

I think Mike wants to give me a Canadian Handjob.

by 0vechkin December 7, 2012

rollover handjob

Receiving a handjob, while on your back with your feet spread up over your head, from a fully clothed woman. The end result being an ejaculation into your own mouth, onto your chin, and chest.

"What a wonderful experience that rollover handjob was, it tasted like christmas."

by Nadia Colbert November 17, 2007

Devil's Handjob

when someone rips off your penis

i told my girlfriend to back the fuck off last night on facebook, she's gonna give me a devil's handjob at school tomorrow! SHIT

by aklfjshkdjae'ds;ao' January 28, 2011

handjob growler

1. Giving a handjob while you really don't want to, so you growl and mutter all the way through it.

2. Using a beer growler and your hand to give someone/yourself a handjob.

Mary was late for work, but Chad insisted. So it ended up being a handjob growler that took twice as long.

by Fingenurgen August 29, 2012

handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

by Paganwolf74 August 10, 2005