Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.

It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022

Tradie's Handbag

A hot Roast Chicken in a bag, purchased from a Supermarket.

Staple lunch item for Tradesmen in Australia

“What’s for lunch Bazza?”

“Tradie's Handbag mate. Want a drumstick?”

by MrMcGreg November 22, 2022

Handaddict

Someone who jacks it (Masturbates) at least Three times a day, everyday.

Friend: "Damn man, I been whackin it way too much lately..."

You: "Dude you should get some help, you might be a handaddict."

by qazqazqaz December 9, 2008

handards

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.

Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.

by GHETTOMILLIONARE January 10, 2010

Handcar

A sexual act involving two males facing each other standing erect. The first male bends forward mouth open, simultaneously the second male bends backwards thrusting his pelvis forward in the direction of the first male's mouth. Then the process is repeated with roles switched giving the impression of a traintrack handcar or pump trolley. Gargling noises may be added.

The other day a man tripped mouth first onto a penis and thus the handcar was born.

by LanceBass'Cock August 30, 2010

Handbomber

Refers to a girl who will stop at nothing to get pregnant... derived from the act of said girl "handbombing" a load of semen into herself, despite where the man intended to deposit it.

"Fuck handbombers, carefully"
"Dude, you don't wanna date that chick, she's a handbomber!"
"What? She stopped taking birth control? Man you're banging a hand bomber!"

by uhhhhh_me August 25, 2012