by D&JBigDickEnergy October 01, 2019
Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.
Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.
by Webenator April 06, 2015
by EL JEFE O EL OLIVER January 11, 2017
"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that kid's hands behind his back and then slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."
by Equity and Justice June 03, 2020
Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.
Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."
Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."
Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
by barefeets November 03, 2010
A sarcastic response for when you've had a bad time and someone asks about your day or weekend.
Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.
Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.
Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.
Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.
Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.
Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.
"Did you have a good day at work honey?"
"I certainly had a day!"
"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"
"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"
"I certainly had a day!"
"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"
"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"
by Project-2501 August 21, 2023
a man standing on a sidewalk calmly clasping his hands in a white clean outfit consisting of white shorts, a belt, a white polo shirt, and shoes. ......kawolski, analysis. the best fucking meme ever
had to do it to him
by why do i have to do this November 01, 2018