A man, usually unattractive, who has a considerably more attractive female partner, which begs the common inquiry, "How'd he get that girl?"
" Bro, she's way outta your league. She's turned you into a howdy!"
"Mike's a howdy. I don't get it...he must be hung like a bear."
"Mike's a howdy. I don't get it...he must be hung like a bear."
by Dr. Dan Slangworm, Ph.D. August 16, 2017
Get the Howdymug. Howdy is a girl who uses people for popularity. She usually is everyones crush because of how she looks on the outside. In the inside all she has is boys hearts that she has used and have thrown away. Howdy is hoe who spreads rumours about people. She is only popular for her looks and her mom. Without either she would be living in a trash can. Howdy is a goody 2 shoes who never gets in trouble for the shit she does. She is a fake ass bitch who will soon get what she deserves:)
person 1: omg did you hear what Howdy did?
person 2: yeah she farted in class and it smelled horrible. She probably had Chinese food last nite.
Person 1: yeah prob
person 2: yeah she farted in class and it smelled horrible. She probably had Chinese food last nite.
Person 1: yeah prob
by Sofs :) July 16, 2017
Get the Howdymug. When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".
"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."
by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022
Get the Prison-howdy-domug. by LittleMissMack December 13, 2024
Get the Howdy Dootymug. "Howdy, Lady."
by Unknown Status October 29, 2022
Get the Howdymug. In the afternoon of Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the radio broadcaster of KYLA Radio Station said, "Howdy, how's your fasting? I hope we still stay healthy during this fasting month of Ramadan."
by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025
Get the Howdymug. A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.
Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.
by Patriot-hate August 10, 2022
Get the New England Howdymug.