Homan

A tall man with a 8in dong, middle eastern origin

Homan is such a god

by WestSideKilla November 4, 2020

homan

Spoiled kids who get everything they need from their parents.

Rich muthafucka who cant share shit with his buddies because he is too cocky

by thenewkid March 9, 2003

Homance

When you have romantic relations with someone in which you don't wish to really romance. A "just sex" romance, if you will. Taking a girl out to wine and dine her = romance. Taking a girl home after a night out = homance

"I'm in the club looking for homance, not romance. Here you don't have to buy dinner to get laid ... just drinks and a cab ride home maybe. Homantic relationships are more economical, and well ... this is a bad economy"

by The Cason-Point March 21, 2010

homance

When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.

Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?

Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.

Billie: For real?

Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.

by Mity J October 26, 2006

homance

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.

Dani - Did you see the newest Harry Potter trailer I sent you?"

Amanda - Yes, thanks.You're a wonderful friend. And a ho.

Dani - This is some serious homance.

by xransonx October 8, 2008

Homance

The female version of a "bromance".

Ava and Larissa's homance burns with a fiery passion. Be jelly.

by pseudonym17 November 14, 2011

Homat

An Egocentric, dumb@$$, schitzo who believes he gets burglarized everyday. Believes that he is the most patriotic american as well even though he's nothing but a punk.

A phone conversation with Homat.
Homat: Hold i'm baking brownies
Me: Should you be near a stove?
Homat: OMG! THERES A DOG OUTSIDE MY HOUSE! ITS BARKING AND WANTS TO STEAL SOMETHING!
Me: You're crazy
Homat: Dont you hear the barking?!!!?!?
Me: that's your lil' brother.
Homat: OMMGG!!
Me: Goodbye, and get help.

by Edgar Ray December 22, 2004