ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
hell nah, her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 24, 2024

ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
bro her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 24, 2024

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 06, 2019

Trevor Hedge

Total Douchebag

Don't be such a Trevor Hedge

by Trevor Hedge July 08, 2017

to hedge

to make sure that some weak person doesn't get his feelings hurt

-Do you know why Rebecca is so mad?
-I forgot to hedge when i was speaking to her, she feels violated now

by Xx_Minecraftledgend_xX September 21, 2018

Soft-hedge

An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.

" How to capitalize on $BTRFLY short term price movement without selling ser?"

"You soft-hedge it"

by jnie January 27, 2022

hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.

“The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”

by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 03, 2023